Perks of dating me:
- you’ll be the hot one
- You’ll be the smart one
Get to work this morning, feel sick. A co worker brought me a surprise. It was a case full off GBA games and accessories! It had Pokèmon Emerald! Brightened up my day :)
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.